Those punk-a$$ kids that hang out in front of the kwikee mart will get out of your way when you show up all tatted out with these:
Look your best when you meet your maker with this beauty kit:
Instead of talking about your colon and your pee all the time, just wear it around your neck. All the hip kids wear "bling":
Two things that suck about aging: losing your hearing and forgetting where you put your keys. Here's your solution:
As you can see, I have way too much free time on my hands so I have been scouring the web for the odd, strange and truly offbeat. If you want to see more or want to purchase any of the above, go to www.perpetualkid.com.
17 hours ago