Saturday, January 12, 2008

Get old, stay cool

Those punk-a$$ kids that hang out in front of the kwikee mart will get out of your way when you show up all tatted out with these:

Look your best when you meet your maker with this beauty kit:

Instead of talking about your colon and your pee all the time, just wear it around your neck. All the hip kids wear "bling":

Two things that suck about aging: losing your hearing and forgetting where you put your keys. Here's your solution:

As you can see, I have way too much free time on my hands so I have been scouring the web for the odd, strange and truly offbeat. If you want to see more or want to purchase any of the above, go to


yellowdog granny said...

you know what..that ear with the key on it is not a bad idea..if there was a tiny hearing aid in there..i'd buy haven't discovered yet..that's where I go when I getbored..

buddha_girl said...

I think I may get that Jesus Make-up kit for my Mom. She's a die-hard Catholic, but I think she may just snort with laughter anyway.

billy pilgrim said...

i didn't get to where i am today by joking about my colon.

McRaven said...

Thanks for the visual of you laying on the couch with laptop searching the web. Funny stuff Rocky!

Babs said...

Haha! I was thinking the earring would be perfect for JS and then read her comment!
I need a tat of the pill minder. I'd be lost without mine.