Oooh! I'm fancy!

I'm feeling very special today - I'm coming to you live from my mobile phone! The kids think I'm an old granny when I admit this, but technology is like freakin' magic to me. For goodness sakes, we had a party line phone when I was small, and now I can "video chat" (so the guy at the phone store tells me as if that were a major selling point) and watch television on the go. Magic, I tell you. Pure electronic magic.